Where is God?

So you're looking for god? Where is god then? Where can you find this divine, almighty entity? Is god living somewhere over the rainbow, way up high? Is he looking down on us, watching our every move? Some people will tell you that god is everywhere, all around, but it's just not true. Where else could god be, I wonder? Hiding under my bed? Is god the monster in the closet? Is he hiding in the same place as the socks I can't find? If technology is so advanced these days, why can't I find the way to god on my GPS? Why can't I find god on facebook? Everyone's on facebook!

Where can you find god?
You can't actually 'find' god. You can search high and low, you can look near and far, but you won't find him. He's an illusion, or rather - delusion. People who say they have found god have been brainwashed. God is inside their heads, rather like an imaginary friend. He is something or someone they want to believe in to give themselves hope for a better, happier, wealthier life. But he is not real. He is not there. You will never meet god or talk to him. You will never see him. He will never answer your prayers because he can't hear them. He is not there. He comes from the bible. The bible is ridiculous. Believing in god is ridiculous. How could anyone with half a brain not see that?

Where is god when you need him?

Nowhere to be seen, that's where. He won't appear to you in the form of a burning bush. He won't turn water into wine. He won't stop you from crashing into the drunk driver talking on his mobile phone. He won't save you from lung cancer from all those cigarettes. God won't lend you money to pay your bills. He won't help you do the washing up either. There's no divine entity looking out for you. But is it god you need? If you thought long and hard, you could come up with solutions to most of your problems. You don't need religion to tell you to be a nice person, to be kind to people, to do the right thing. You don't need religion to tell you not to murder, or lie, or cheat, or not to be a complete idiot. You don't need Christianity to tell you to help an old lady across the road. You don't need Judaism to tell you to be generous and help a person out. You don't need god. You don't need to believe in god.

God is nowhere. He doesn't exist.