How to pray to Jesus or God

Want to know how to pray to Jesus or God? The answer is right here! Want to improve your relationship with God? Want god to answer your prayers? Is Jesus listening to you? Just watch this video.



Let's think about this for a minute. Does praying actually do any good? Can God heal amputees? Does God feed all the starving children in the world? Does God really keep track of all the 7 billion people that live on this planet? Did you ever pray for something unrealistic and your wish came true? No amount of praying is going to put everything right in your life, because that's up to you. It's your life, it's you who has control over it. If you pray for a friend who is dying of cancer and suddenly they get better - it's not your prayer which healed them, it's the medicine that science has created and the doctor who gives them that medicine - and probably a lot of positive thinking and energy on their part. Or, it's just luck, or coincidence. Sometimes people get better, sometimes they die. You wouldn't try to pray someone back to life after they're dead, because you know it's impossible. That's one prayer that you're 100% sure won't be answered. So why bother praying at all?

Maybe praying gives you some sort of comfort or reassurance. Maybe it's some kind of meditation. Maybe it gives you hope and something to cling to. But if you're honest with yourself you'll realize that no one is listening apart from you. God doesn't answer prayers and nor does Jesus.

How to be saved by Jesus Christ

Been a naughty boy and you want Jesus Christ to save you? Looking for salvation? Here's how.

We all know god sacrificed his own son for each and everyone of us, to save us from all our sins. Romans 10:13 says for everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved." So there you go, that's your answer right there. It's written in the Bible so it must be true! If you want to be saved just call out Jesus' name and you will be saved. Make sure you call his name out loudly though, he might not hear you. No, forget that, actually he won't hear you, because he's not there. He's dead. He was crucified on a cross. He's as dead as the door nail that was nailed in his hands! Sorry, he did what? He rose from the dead three days later? He didn't! He did! How did he do that? People can't come back to life after they've been dead for three days. I mean, maybe there's some secret doctors' experiments that we don't know about yet where they have succeeding in bringing a stiff back to life after they've been dead for weeks - but somehow I doubt that - and Jesus died 2000 years ago so for sure they couldn't do it back then. But if you still want to know how be saved by Jesus, here's how:

Yes, but Jesus walked on water and turned water into wine, he was clever like that, he fed five thousand people with a smelly dead fish and a bread roll. He had special powers! Hmm, yes, that sounds logical. Let's also not forget that he is the product of a virgin birth, i.e. his mother Mary didn't actually have to have sexual intercourse in order to get pregnant. Oh come on, do me a favor! Who believes in these fairy tails? They're not even good fairy tales. They're totally unrealistic, why would anyone believe in all that? Because they've been brainwashed, that's why. Mostly it comes from the parents, people are taught that these stories about Jesus are true to the point where they lose sight of any reason, logic or sense. And we're talking about mass brainwashing on a huge scale, on a worldwide scale, and it's not just poor persecuted Jesus, it's Allah and God too.

So the sad truth is that Jesus Christ cannot and will not save you. You'll have to save yourself I'm afraid, and it's not going to be easy.

Where is God?

So you're looking for god? Where is god then? Where can you find this divine, almighty entity? Is god living somewhere over the rainbow, way up high? Is he looking down on us, watching our every move? Some people will tell you that god is everywhere, all around, but it's just not true. Where else could god be, I wonder? Hiding under my bed? Is god the monster in the closet? Is he hiding in the same place as the socks I can't find? If technology is so advanced these days, why can't I find the way to god on my GPS? Why can't I find god on facebook? Everyone's on facebook!

Where can you find god?
You can't actually 'find' god. You can search high and low, you can look near and far, but you won't find him. He's an illusion, or rather - delusion. People who say they have found god have been brainwashed. God is inside their heads, rather like an imaginary friend. He is something or someone they want to believe in to give themselves hope for a better, happier, wealthier life. But he is not real. He is not there. You will never meet god or talk to him. You will never see him. He will never answer your prayers because he can't hear them. He is not there. He comes from the bible. The bible is ridiculous. Believing in god is ridiculous. How could anyone with half a brain not see that?

Where is god when you need him?

Nowhere to be seen, that's where. He won't appear to you in the form of a burning bush. He won't turn water into wine. He won't stop you from crashing into the drunk driver talking on his mobile phone. He won't save you from lung cancer from all those cigarettes. God won't lend you money to pay your bills. He won't help you do the washing up either. There's no divine entity looking out for you. But is it god you need? If you thought long and hard, you could come up with solutions to most of your problems. You don't need religion to tell you to be a nice person, to be kind to people, to do the right thing. You don't need religion to tell you not to murder, or lie, or cheat, or not to be a complete idiot. You don't need Christianity to tell you to help an old lady across the road. You don't need Judaism to tell you to be generous and help a person out. You don't need god. You don't need to believe in god.

God is nowhere. He doesn't exist.

How to cure homosexuality

Feeling a bit gay today? Looking for some suggestions as to how to cure homosexuality? Look no further!

You can repress it and try desperately not to think about your same sex desires, but you cannot cure it or fix it. There is no cure. Homosexuality is a part of you, a part that you should be proud of. Being gay or lesbian is not a sin, it's a natural state of being attracted to the same sex. Some people will tell you that if you accept Jesus into your heart that you can be cured of your homosexuality. This is not true. Denying it is not curing it. Some people say that you can pray away the gay. This is also not true.

There is nothing wrong with being gay and don't let anyone ever tell you that there is. People who think homosexuality is wrong are usually very religious people who believe in god and jesus. They will tell you that the bible says homosexuality is an abomination and that you will go to hell, but this is a lie and so is most of what is written the bible. There is no hell, you will not go there however gay you are!

You may come across videos of ex-gays who have decided to believe in Jesus Christ and have rejected their gayness. They claim to be cured like being gay is some sort of disease, but you can be sure that deep down inside they are struggling with their natural sexual urges and sometimes living a life which ultimately does not fulfill them. Their heads have been filled with quotes from the bible and fear that they will come under the wrath of god, fear that they will be punished if they carry on living a gay lifestyle. But there is no god so they will not be punished. They are just punishing themselves by denying who they really are and how they really feel.

If anyone tells you they know how to cure homosexuality they are lying. They will try to brainwash you into thinking that if you accept christ as your savior you will be saved from the homosexual way of life. This is not possible, since christ is not the son of god, and if he did exist as the illegitimate son of Mary, he has been dead for thousands of years and cannot hear your prayers or watch you in the shower when you masturbate.

If you are struggling being gay because you believe in all this god stuff, just take a minute to think about how you really feel and what makes you happy. It's your happiness that is important at the end of the day, not your parents and not the clergy or religious people who judge and disapprove because they have been brainwashed. It's really ok to be gay, there are many gay and lesbian support groups that you can turn to and many out and proud LGBT who would be glad to get to know you and be your friend. Don't deny who you are, be who you are. Surround yourself with people who know love, acceptance and tolerance, and who won't judge you or condemn you.

Who is God?

So who is God Almighty then? God is a made up entity that millions of people believe in. Around 88% of the world's population believe in some sort of god - a statistic which, quite frankly, I find astounding. What's more incredible is that many of these god-believers are educated, modern people who MUST have heard of Darwin's theory of evolution and the Big Bang theory. Surely any rational person can see that the Bible is an old fashioned, out-dated story book, written by aspiring novelists who obviously had nothing better to do with their time. But being religious and believing in god is not rational. It is a product of mass brainwashing which is sometimes very hard to break away from. People are afraid not to believe in god, just in case they go to hell when they die and burn in eternity for ever after. Ever after? You're dead, that's the end of it all!



God is a very, very old man.
So who is god really? God is a very, very old man who created everything we know of in 6 days (on the 7th day he rested, remember? Must have been extremely tired. I need a rest after 1 day work!) He wears white robes and has a really long, grey beard & mustache (looks rather like Dumbledore) and he sits on top of the clouds, watching each and every one of us. He watches you at work, he watches you at home. He watches you in the shower and he KNOWS when you masturbate. God even talks to some people and tells them to murder people, or be hateful to so-called "sinners". God listens to billions of people's prayers every minute of the day and night. Some people would even be so bold as to say that god answers their prayers. Their child who survived a car crash was saved by Jesus, not by the genius doctor who operated skillfully on him for 10 hours and no lunch break. Scotty won American Idol because god wanted him to win it, not because millions of Christians voted for him because he wears a crucifix, because he loves god.

Think rationally for one minute.

God is imaginary.
God is imaginary, made up, completely fictitious. God is no more real than Peter Griffin. God does NOT exist. If you sin, he will not strike you down with lightening. If you get sick, he will not heal you. If you get rich, it's not because you prayed to god. If you're a naughty little boy, he will not forgive you, because he doesn't exist. If god's so great, why doesn't he put an end to war and suffering? He's the cause of wars and suffering. Most wars are religious wars. But can you blame the people? People who brainwash their children to believe in god are brainwashed themselves. Sometimes life sucks so much that people need something to believe in, something to give them hope, something to cling on to. "Maybe all this bad stuff is happening to me because I haven't been praying to god. Maybe if I pray things will get better." Wrong! Nothing will change. Life will still suck, because when you pray to god, no-one is listening.